dear whomever invented motion detectors on public restroom faucets and soap dispensers,
you could have done a better job, i'd honestly rather risk touching a "germ-laden" faucet than go from sink to sink waving my hands around like a jackass.
thanks for nothing, you hypochondriac motherfucker.
-dan
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Fast Food's Janitorial Hierarchy
dear boss,
don't tell me there's no money for me to get a raise when you just promoted a retard.
-kevin
don't tell me there's no money for me to get a raise when you just promoted a retard.
-kevin
Bowel Movements in E Minor
dear guy in the bathroom at work yesterday,
I hope you weren't too freaked out when I chimed in and finished the line while you were singing Dean Martin's "Sway."
it's just too good of a song for me to pass up.
P.S. - who the fuck sings while they're taking a dump in a public bathroom, anyway?
-anon
I hope you weren't too freaked out when I chimed in and finished the line while you were singing Dean Martin's "Sway."
it's just too good of a song for me to pass up.
P.S. - who the fuck sings while they're taking a dump in a public bathroom, anyway?
-anon
WHAT EXIT YA FROM?
dear douchebag driver from this morning,
i still feel like i have the shakes from you almost destroying me on the parkway. thanks for being so careful behind the wheel!
love, aimee
i still feel like i have the shakes from you almost destroying me on the parkway. thanks for being so careful behind the wheel!
love, aimee
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